What would you like to be written on your tombstone, assuming you are going to be buried, and not cremated, thrown into the sea, eaten, used as furniture...
"Here lies David St. Hubbins.........and why not."
"The real Don Knotts"
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Due to my inability to top Ignis' post I'm unable to answer.
Bar Wrote:"Here lies David St. Hubbins.........and why not."
Dammit, man , you took my idea! :laugh:
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Best if used before: (insert death date here)
Lee Majors...we hardly knew ye
I would have to have a transcription of Monty Python's Parrot Sketch.
Here lies John Harold Melick.
He is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff. Bereft of life. He rests in peace. He's shuffled off this mortal coil. He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This....is....an ex-man!
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I'd like to have:
"He's gone, nothing can bring him back, not even voodoo or experimental surgery. He was like a toilet paper - always usefule."
Or something like that. But in fact it won't be me who'd be deciding the contents of my epitaph. I bet you can't write down a nice poem in the miliseconds between you get hit by a truck and the moment you look at your brains falling down on the road. :Oo:
Bar Wrote:"Here lies David St. Hubbins.........and why not."
That's your real name?!?!