07-30-2006, 04:02 PM
I encounter this almost constantly....to the point of actually thinking I'm jinxed......Getting stuck in line behind the "Coupon-Lady-From-Hell" at Walmart(aka "Zombiemart"), or even worse still......some O'Ho at the convenience store who has to take up to five minutes to pick out her dozen or so Lottery tickets, and then the inevitable search she sends the clerk into for just the right pack or carton of smokes.
Such was the case about half an hour ago, at the corner Hess Station, with a line that formed including myself and no less than ten other people, while this hosebag took her sweet time, totally oblivious to the line that was forming. Just plain rudeness.......why can't we have a separate register for these idiots....like the slow lane on any given freeway??
"Rude Self-Serving, Time Consuming Idiots Form Line Here"
I couldn't help myself today....being two people back in line, after about five minutes....I had to chime in with a very in toon version of "Any Day Now", at the top of my lungs, which seemed to shake "Miss Lottery Prospect" out of her money grubbing stupor, and caused everyone in line to either laugh or applaud...... Even the clerk was cracking up as I paid for my Icehouse, and we exchanged a smug grin as we QUICKLY went about our transaction......
Someone give me a gun!

Edited By whong on 1154305788
Such was the case about half an hour ago, at the corner Hess Station, with a line that formed including myself and no less than ten other people, while this hosebag took her sweet time, totally oblivious to the line that was forming. Just plain rudeness.......why can't we have a separate register for these idiots....like the slow lane on any given freeway??
"Rude Self-Serving, Time Consuming Idiots Form Line Here"
I couldn't help myself today....being two people back in line, after about five minutes....I had to chime in with a very in toon version of "Any Day Now", at the top of my lungs, which seemed to shake "Miss Lottery Prospect" out of her money grubbing stupor, and caused everyone in line to either laugh or applaud...... Even the clerk was cracking up as I paid for my Icehouse, and we exchanged a smug grin as we QUICKLY went about our transaction......
Someone give me a gun!

Edited By whong on 1154305788