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rolanddoe · 04-03-2007 10:54 AM

Artie remind Og old story many woman times back. Tribe have entrepreneur farmers grow grickle grain feed big bird beast. (Tribe not eat grickle grain - make big problem many big fans needed cave - arms get tired!) Big bird beast very fast tribe use ride not work so hard go places.

Special big shot grickle grain farmer named Mikdonuld. Mikdonuld use many evil plans make other farmers feel small tell what do. Mikdonuld innovate make many new things make Mikdonuld have more say.

Og show example; Mikdonuld cross woolybeast breed huge new big bird beasts carry caveman, little ones, woman, mother of woman :Oo:. Caveman go seashore sleep tent back beast stay warm. (Beast gas keep nasty beasts away - very nice not even need cave!) Little ones swim catch fish play bass. Caveman relax play woman hear woman mother roll eyes. But huge big bird beast eat much much grickle grain!

Mikdonuld need grow much much grickle grain now - make other farmers know new way. Everybody happy. Right? Mikdonuld have special friends make very thick uppity bean grind tea make farmers work hard. Bright light close eye farmers still work. Farmers make much grain soon have more say hunters. Farmers give hunters uppity tea offer more say hunters do work. Farmers count nice times!

Og tribe economy boom! Special uppity farmer group use much grain, feed huge beasts, build new caves grain land. Sell new built caves gatherers. Then take beast, live beach. Gatherers not so happy time. Hunters have weapons set new say limits. Mikdonuld very happy now. Whole tribe need grain, commute. Tribe need much more grain than tribe grain land make.

Mikdonuld come Og cave many special friends many hunters. Hunters very uppity Mokites notice. Mikdonuld talk Og tell me him have special winkwink say. Want make gatherers drink bean grind tea work hard not smoke special bamboo not drink moss ferment. Want hunters and Mokites fight take grass land neighbor tribes. Og laugh. Og offer Mikdonuld pipe very special bamboo. Mikdonuld now angry very uppity. Mokites notice. Laugh too. Og head butt Mikdonuld and laugh. Og not feel pain. Mikdonuld twitch floor cry little cavebaby. Mokites laugh. :blues: Hunters remember place. Special friends disappear. Mokites share many pipes. Tribe healed.

Og put Mikdonuld back fastest big bird beast point border slap ass. Og tell farmers stay coastline fish not come back. Og take grain lands establish autonomous collective! Gatherers have very happy time now grow tribe needs much nice wild food much moss much much special bamboo! :p Hunters learn new jobs grow beasts only hunt wildlife management. ???

Then Og tribe lands very happy very bountiful. But soon Og tribe threatened. Mikdonuld return neighboring tribes great army farmer chieftains. Og very smart, say parley chieftains ignore Mikdonuld. Chieftains like more say Mikdonuld. Chieftains come Og cave. Mikdonuld stay camp.

Bamboo only grow Og tribe lands. Moss only grow Og tribe lands. Og pass bottle. Og pass pipe Og explain chieftains Og tribe fight right party. Chieftains get Og. Many pipes passed. Many kegs ferment opened. Og tribe pay great tribute weary army camp many bales bamboo many kegs ferment. Great celebration feast! Many new friends!

Mikdonuld stay camp pouting cave baby. Drink much much much bean grind tea get very uppity. Throw tantrum cargo beast paddock confuse gentle mammoths. Beasts try avoid trampling great farmer but Mikdonuld too uppity and zig when should zag. :;): Very sad part good time. :sleepy:

Now local economy established. Tribes work very hard have good life. Og tribe provide exclusive herbs spices crops seafood recreational diversions. Great neighbor farmlands grow staple foodstuffs bird beast food raise best woolybeast steaks ever!

No special winkwink say! Tribe work hard fight right party!

Og and tribes wish Floydian friends very happy and safe 4/20!!!! :blues:

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