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Oh no! That is outrageously horrible! Oh dear.....tsk! Groan!
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07-21-2008 11:40 PM
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A man walked into a park and saw two men with shovels. He watched in awe as one dug a big hole into the ground and the other filled the hole up with soil again.

The watching man thought this was strange, and walked over to the men, asking them what they were doing, and the first man responded "Well, we normally work as a three, but the bloke who plants the tree is ill today!"

EDIT: And that joke caps off my seven thousand posts on the board!
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07-22-2008 03:39 AM
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Cori feels sorry for Wings on The Pig! Poor old bugger. Bacon's finally got to him!
07-22-2008 07:20 AM
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What does Barack say when he can't see the cue cards?

Nothing! Turned upsidedown Smile
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07-27-2008 05:30 PM
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07-27-2008 05:42 PM
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sea green queen Wrote:What does Barack say when he can't see the cue cards?

Nothing! Turned upsidedown Smile

What does George W say, even when he can see the cue cards?

upsidedown
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07-27-2008 06:15 PM
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Probaly more than you think.

Where does people who has government healthcare go when they really need medicine? Do you really need to be told? Smile
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07-28-2008 02:28 PM
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ???????????????????????????????????????????????












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07-30-2008 07:09 AM
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"Now I wouldn`t say my wife`s exactly fat, but when she..."

- This joke has literally hundreds of different endings...all of them spectacularly unfunny. The speciality of a flat-vowelled, foul-mouthed sexist/racist/bigotted obese Mancunian comic called Bernard Manning.

...He`s dead now.Smile
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07-30-2008 03:15 PM
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