Some of these were actually pretty funny.


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Those are some good ones, maybe some other good ones will pop up.



The Red Cross asks the midget coming out of the Mall if he would like to make a donation, he replied, not today, I'm a little short.

Watch out peoples: I've just created the funniest joke EVAR

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Water!
B: Water who?
A: Water you doing!?!?!?!?!
B: Eatng dinner.
A: Oh.

Glukkonitis Wrote:Watch out peoples: I've just created the funniest joke EVAR

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Water!
B: Water who?
A: Water you doing!?!?!?!?!
B: Eatng dinner.
A: Oh.

There. You see what you've inspired now, Delta?

rolanddoe Wrote:

Glukkonitis Wrote:Watch out peoples: I've just created the funniest joke EVAR

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Water!
B: Water who?
A: Water you doing!?!?!?!?!
B: Eatng dinner.
A: Oh.

There. You see what you've inspired now, Delta?

Bloke went into hospital to have an operation. Later the doctor comes out and sees him "Mr Smith, we have some good news and some bad news for you".
"Oh dear, what is it ses Mr Smith!
"Well the bad news is we had to chop both your legs off!"
"Oh my!" said Mr Smith
"but the good news is", said the doctor "We've managed to sell your slippers!"


bom bom

What did Snow white say when she sat on Pinochio's face?
- Tell me a lie!