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RE: The JOKE Thread post your good jokes here
When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

What did the Eskimo get after sitting on a block of ice too long?

Polaroids!
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10-14-2011 08:02 AM
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RE: The JOKE Thread post your good jokes here
What's yellow and tastes like piss?

Piss.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home.
A shelter from Pigs on the wing.
10-14-2011 08:03 PM
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The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.

I type "5318008" into the calculator and turn it upside down, but the screen rights itself.
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10-16-2011 12:00 PM
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RE: The JOKE Thread post your good jokes here
(10-14-2011 08:03 PM)Floydy Wrote:  What's yellow and tastes like piss?

Piss.
(10-16-2011 12:00 PM)only floyd Wrote:  The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.

I type "5318008" into the calculator and turn it upside down, but the screen rights itself.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Best two posts of the year!
...our minds shot together.
10-16-2011 02:16 PM
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RE: The JOKE Thread post your good jokes here
To elaborate on LF's stick joke.

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home.
A shelter from Pigs on the wing.
10-19-2011 04:14 AM
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