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RE: Humorous Floyd Songs
Jealous, are we? Hunter's electric bass triangle player is one of my students.

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01-26-2011 12:41 AM
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Moi? Jealous? I just know talent when I see it.

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01-26-2011 02:02 AM
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Can I join? I can whistle!

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01-26-2011 09:43 AM
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I can play the tambourine, if anyone is looking for a reasonably attractive female to join the band.

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01-26-2011 11:19 AM
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I can play music using my cheeks. See, all I have to do is slap myself, and change my mouth's form and bam, music.

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01-26-2011 12:37 PM
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Thanks for attending my show, Arno. Sorry about the wine smell. Had to empty the glasses before the show, ya know?

I think we should get a band together.

hunter21291 - Crystal Glass Set
Lady Floydian - Tambourine
Arno Sluismans - Electric Bass Triangle
Floydy - Kazoo
Joe - Cheeks

Now we just need a studio...

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01-26-2011 02:55 PM
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Arno Sluismans Offline
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RE: Humorous Floyd Songs
Holy sh!t, we have a reasonably attractive female in the band? Okay, Lady Floydian goes on the cover of our first cd, and the rest of us will be somewhere in the booklet, if anywhere at all. The sales will be incredible.

Hunter21291: The electric bass triangle is quite a large instrument, which has to be transported with lorries. I suggest we record in my home studio, so that we don't have to worry with those transport issues.

By the way, who's going to be the manager? Cevor? We need to make sure we start a lawsuit against him after five albums, like all great rock artists do.

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01-27-2011 01:06 AM
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I suggest for for first album we try not to outshine DSOTM. I know it'll be hard but we should wait for at least the 3rd album to do that.

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01-27-2011 01:37 AM
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Our first few albums should be really weird and should appeal to a single niche market, and then we'll go big. We need Storm Thorgerson to design our album covers, of course.

I think Cevor would be a great manager and of course we must rebel. The only question is who's gonna develop the ego trip? Only time will tell.

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01-27-2011 01:46 AM
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Floydy will develop the ego trip. Hunter21291 will be kicked out of the band during one of Floydy's all but solo albums, and Floydy will eventually leave himself, saying he's better off without us. Joe and I will try to continue writing songs, while Lady Floydian stays with us because she doesn't really have another choice. We'll end up needing Joe's girlfriend's help on the lyrics, but other than that we'll do a good job. Eventually Hunter21291 will be allowed back into the band (only in case Floydy forgets to turn the band into a legal company, though. Please, nobody tell him about that). In our last album, the crystal glass set will be a very prominent instrument in nearly every song, which will greatly define our sound.

Any questions?

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