Humorous Floyd Songs
#21
Your kazoo thinks?

Actually, your kazoo having a will of its own may explain why you never seem to get any of your notes right. Maybe buy a new one?
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#22
I get all my notes right. Maybe your electric bass triangle has a will of it's own but you don't know it and it plays out of key to try and get your attention.
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#23
I studied music for nineteen years before even starting to play the electric bass triangle! Are you suggesting I don't know enough about music to know what sounds good and what doesn't?
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#24
Yes. I have perfect pitch, so there Tongue
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#25
No you don't! You lack the talent, Floydy. You'll never be as good as David Gilmour. Maybe you should stick to playing the guitar.
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#26
But the Kazoo is such a large part of my life!
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#27
Those instruments are cool and all and I'm sure you're both very talented, but nothing beats me when I have my crystal glass set. Sh*t goes down.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in.
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#28
I used to play the crystal glass set, until someone pointed out that I shouldn't use hammers.
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#29
I went to a hunter21291 concert once. The music was good, but the smell or the wine in those glasses made me really thirsty, so I wasn't able to fully enjoy it.
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#30
His electric bass triangle player is better than you. I'm thinking of asking him to play on my next world tour.
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