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The Ultimate Bad Joke Thread (Puns Welcome!)
This strange phenomena can be found everywhere. On Popsicle sticks, on cereal boxes, in "joke" books... Here, you may post any unfunny or bad joke you come upon. Also, puns are just not funny in general, and you may post them here.

Here's a few I found on a cereal box:

Q. When can three giant dinosuars get under an umbrella without getting wet?
A. When it's not raining.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fire works?
A. DINOMITE! (Yes, that's how it's written on the box...)

11-12-2009 01:20 PM
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I'm really sad. I thought this thread was something else. =(

*walks away *

Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot. ~ EVA re: The Boss (MGS3)
11-12-2009 01:53 PM
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RE: The Ultimate Bad Joke Thread (Puns Welcome!)
I found a couple

* Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
* They're making headlines!

and this..

* What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
* A tuba toothpaste.

* Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
* Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

* What do you say when a dog runs away?
* Dog-gone!

Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot. ~ EVA re: The Boss (MGS3)
11-12-2009 02:58 PM
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I've made more tips than a rabbi.

We've seen how sick wind blows
But I've got your bovine eyes
I'll love you like I love you,
Then I'll die.


RIP Devon Clifford (1979-2010).
11-12-2009 03:05 PM
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Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot. ~ EVA re: The Boss (MGS3)
11-12-2009 03:06 PM
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Where did you get all these?!?!?!

We've seen how sick wind blows
But I've got your bovine eyes
I'll love you like I love you,
Then I'll die.


RIP Devon Clifford (1979-2010).
11-12-2009 03:09 PM
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RE: The Ultimate Bad Joke Thread (Puns Welcome!)
Those are all Jimmy Fallon quotes, from a facebook note I wrote, from his monologues in June. The note was about how unfunny Fallon is, and how it's a mystery how he got his own show

Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her honor for her native land. She was a real hero. She was a true patriot. ~ EVA re: The Boss (MGS3)
11-12-2009 03:12 PM
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He definitely doesn't have the strongest monologue. I love his skits though, like Freestylin' with the Roots.

We've seen how sick wind blows
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I'll love you like I love you,
Then I'll die.


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There are three women standing on the corner wearing potato sacks. Which one is the prostitute?


The one that says "Idaho"!
11-12-2009 04:19 PM
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RE: The Ultimate Bad Joke Thread (Puns Welcome!)
What did Tarzan said when he saw the elephants coming from over the hill?.. There goes a bunch of elephants


And what happened when they all came back wearing sun-glasses.. He didn't recognize them

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11-12-2009 04:26 PM
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