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Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one.
We've seen how sick wind blows
But I've got your bovine eyes
I'll love you like I love you,
Then I'll die.

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12-04-2009 11:58 AM
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(12-04-2009 11:58 AM)Halo 99 Wrote:  Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one.


...haha, wow



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12-04-2009 12:39 PM
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(12-04-2009 12:39 PM)Three Different Ones Wrote:  A man walks into a bar...he is an alcohol that is destroying our family.

Fix'd.
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12-04-2009 02:41 PM
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(12-04-2009 11:58 AM)Halo 99 Wrote:  Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one.

That must be the only golf joke made today not about Tiger Woods. A missed oppurtunity. Whistling
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12-04-2009 02:52 PM
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Q. Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife?
A. 18 holes wasn't enough for him.
12-04-2009 05:05 PM
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Now that is more like it, Brad. Good work, son. Thumbsup
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12-07-2009 03:31 PM
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Anytime. :)
12-07-2009 05:28 PM
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There are two elephants bathing in a tub.. and one says to the other.. "pass me the soap".. and the other one replies "NO, Radio"
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12-07-2009 05:39 PM
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That wasn't funny or amusing at all. I love this thread.
12-07-2009 08:03 PM
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(12-07-2009 08:03 PM)Cant Avoid the Floyd Wrote:  That wasn't funny or amusing at all. I love this thread.

Thanks bro.
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12-08-2009 06:56 AM
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