I've had to delete several posts in the last two days due to crude or ridiculous language and personal attacks. This is your fair warning, not that I need to give one.
Either post within the rules or take it elsewhere. It's that easy.

Sorry we hurt your field, mister.

I can't help it if you look like an angel,
Can't help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain, so...

Did something happen while I was away?

I don't know what happened either, but I have no problem adhering to the rules.

I have no problem adhering to the rules, they just have a problem adhering to me.

(Incidentally, I have no idea what happened either, I'm just making a miserable attempt at being funny.)

I love you, my wee munchkins!