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~~You CAN Avoid the Floyd~~ · 01-08-2010 02:22 PM

You ever see Stevie Wonder's mom?

Neither did he.

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sea green queen · 01-08-2010 03:21 PM

Stevie Wonder was pretty good singer though, light years ahead of our ex-one glove wonder!

A bumper sticker which was very comical but hits home as well....
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Chaney than go riding with Ted Kennedy in a station wagon after a few drinks.

~~You CAN Avoid the Floyd~~ · 01-08-2010 03:48 PM

There's no denying that Wonder is a fantastic singer, he's just blind as a bat. :P

Also, that's an epic bumper sticker.

Halo 99 · 01-09-2010 12:28 PM

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"
"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"
Abdul grimaced, "I do not know - I never found her head."

~~Antwan the Swan~~ · 01-09-2010 12:33 PM

(01-09-2010 12:28 PM)Halo 99 Wrote: A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"
"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"
Abdul grimaced, "I do not know - I never found her head."

awwww xD

~~You CAN Avoid the Floyd~~ · 01-09-2010 03:26 PM

LOL, still the best thread ever.

~~Three Different Ones~~ · 01-16-2010 07:07 PM

On a note I made on FB, someone told me they weren't gonna hold their breath about..i think it was me sending her a postcard while I was in China...and my friend Brenden chimes in "Speaking of not holding your breath..how are those people in New Orleans doin'?"

I was like awww

~~You CAN Avoid the Floyd~~ · 01-16-2010 07:10 PM

I think I saw that! Not that I stalk you or anything...

~~Three Different Ones~~ · 01-16-2010 07:10 PM

Haha, yeah you probably did. I hate that I can't get on FB (except from my phone) in China..

~~You CAN Avoid the Floyd~~ · 01-16-2010 07:18 PM

Really? That's weird. At least you can get PFO.

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