Good morning, worm, your honour,
The crown will plainly show,
The prisoner who now stands before you,
Was caught red handed showing feelings,
Showing feelings of an almost human nature,
This will not do.

You know that I care.
What happens to you.
And I know that you care. For me too.
So I don't fell alone, or the weight of the stone.
Now that I've found somewhere safe to bury my bone.
And any fool knows, a dog needs a home.
A shelter... from pigs on the wing.